Scene: In the car, talking about Lord of the Rings.
Imladris: No, Arwen like says “hi” to Frodo, and has a couple of lines in the appendage.
Boy: Wait. Do you mean the appendix?
Imladris: *pauses LONG pause* Yeah.
Boy: That’s kind of what happened to me in government today, when I got the speaker of the house’s name wrong.
Imladris: What did you call her?
Imladris: But that’s not dirty!!!
Morena: Why does it have to be dirty???