I’m paying eight grand a year for this.

In the past two hours of methods seminar I have:

1.) Checked Facebook.

2.) Updated Facebook status first time.

3.) Answered one question and thus got my participation points for the week.

4.) Found primary source for next week.

5.) Went back to Facebook.

6.) Checked to see if my library books had come in.

7.) Updated Facebook status second time.

8.) Typed lab report and e-mailed to self.

9.) Updated Facebook status third time.

10.) Stalked every single one of my Facebook friends. Okay. I don’t have a lot. Whatever.

11.) Contemplated hurling myself through the plate glass window because surely hitting Harford Ave. at terminal velocity must feel better than a three hour seminar when you have a cold.

12.) Studied for Israel test. Still don’t know what year the USS Chesapeake was boarded. (Oh. 1807. Got it.)

13.) Wondered why this weird guy across from me is wearing vintage military garb. Not that it’s a bad thing- I don’t want him to find this and find myself on the top of his hit list. Really n ot.

14.) Wrote this entry.

I’m thinking we’ll go back to Facebook now.



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