Because they, my dear reader, earned me a 110 on my exam this morning. Oh. Yes. Not only an essay so good that it earned all the points, but ten extra. Plus a “superb” and a “wow” on the cover. *sigh* I love it when I get “wow”‘s written on my tests.
I’m not kidding.
You ever want anything from me?
Write “wow” on an essay I’ve written. I’ll write the check/kill your boyfriend/hit the floor faster than you can add the exclamation point.
Yes. I want an exclamation point.
(Then I took and Ireland test and I think I promptly ran out of time. Whatever.)