Author’s Note: Channel 12 just advertised their news for tonight by saying, “Former Archbishop Rembert Weakland has a stunning announcement- he’s gay.” No. What? Knock me over with a feather. Did no one else get that from the whole hey, I had sex with this man and then paid him off a few years ago? Just me? Oh, how I love local news.
It’s exam week, and I didn’t have anything today. So I spent the entire day doing very important things like staring at the wall and stalking my liturgist on Facebook.
Things I Did Today:
1.) Went to Target.
2.) Discovered that I am so short that miniskirts are regular skirt length on me.
3.) Went for a walk.
4.) Spent awhile on Facebook.
5.) Read a few books (Silk Figures- awesome).
6.) Watched the Jeff Goldblum episodes of Criminal Intent.
7.) Decided I love Jeff Goldblum.
8.) Contemplated leaving my hair wet and curly because oh, God, so much work to straighten it.
9.) Realized I look something like a muppet with curly hair.
10.) Ate way too much of the cake that was left over from last night.
Things I Did Not Do Today.
1.) Study for chemistry.
2.) Study for art history
3.) Eat a reasonable amount of the cake that was left over from last night.
I suck. Exam week never instills responsibility in me.