Discussing viewing options…
Colleen: Well, it’s your birthday, so I guess we can watch whatever. *huge dramatic sigh*
Me: What do you want to watch?
Colleen: I don’t know…something light and funny and British…
Me: Doctor Who!
Colleen: Meh. It’s all sci-fi, but whatever blows your skirt up.
Me: David Tennant can blow my skirt up.
Mom: I’m recording this.
Me: Oh. Good.
Just FYI, my little brother figured out how to say “sadomasochism” in Spanish, which will undoubtedly be helpful in any number of situations he may one day find himself in. And who says the public education system in the country is broken?