…I’d like to thank my parents for taking me to Mass when I was little. Because if working with confirmation kids has taught me anything, it’s that that? Is really important. Also for making me say the little, “God please help them” thing whenever you hear a siren. Which could be why I, at 22, said that like six times this morning because something was going down near Silver Spring- I don’t know, lots of emergency people.
Secondly, and much less importantly, I have a huge pimple. One that is impossible to cover. Right in the middle of that little dip in your lip that I’m sure has a name but I’m a history major so of course I don’t know what it is. It’s really annoying because I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS.