It’s going in the blog.

Television: *has a commercial that uses the word “tchotke”*

Mom: Ugh. The tchotkes.

Me: NO THEY ARE EVIL.

Mom: I think we’re getting better though. We really got burned by tchotkes.

Dad: What? Did we have a tchotke problem?

Me: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

A problem? A problem? I’m not sure I’d call it a problem. A giant sucking hole of evil that required painting and “Human” by the Killers came up on my iPhone yesterday and I swear to God I felt a little bit nauseous because I listened to that a lot while painting shelves and I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING INTERNETS.

THAT’S what I’d call it.

The man. Is oblivious.

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