Existentialism in the Post-Facebook Era

Note: Is that not a perfect dissertation title? Too bad I’m not a philosophy major.

My Facebook account is down for maintenance. And I’m not sure if I even exist anymore. The feeling I’m having right now is kind of akin to withdrawal. I mean, I’m not really sure. I was an addict at three days old, but since then I’ve pretty much stayed clean.* But I think it is. I mean, my skin is starting to itch. What if I have a pending friend request? They might think I don’t like them. What if I need to like something for heaven’s sake??? *dry heaves*

This did, however, allow me to finish the work I’ve been trying to finish all freaking day and…kind of…haven’t.

So. You can’t get my comments on my mom’s Easter pictures. But if you want to talk about the implications of John Paul II’s 2000 visit to the Holy Land for interfaith dialogue, I’m your girl.

Please, don’t be jealous. Become a Jewish Studies major and your life can be this interesting too!!!

(They should put me on the brochure.)

(*looks down at crucifix*)

(Maybe not.)

*NyQuil? I don’t have a problem with NyQuil. I can stop whenever I like. I don’t know what you’re talking about, man.


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