List. Part the…oh, I forget.

Things I Have Done Today:

1.) Had tortilla chips and an embarrassingly large number of cookies for dinner.

2.) Cried about the end of the semester. Twice.

3.) Bought lots and lots of clothes.

4.) Saved more than I spent!

5.) Got Kohl’s cash!

6.) Sounded like a Kohl’s commercial.

7.) Gave a presentation in Holocaust theology.

8.) Wrote a kick-ass thesis and introduction for my intermarriage and conversion paper.

9.) Downloaded Glee’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

10.) Listened to Glee’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” approximately 583 times.

11.) Regretted being born in 1987 and thus too late to enjoy the love anthems of the ’80s.

Things I Have Not Done Today:

1.) Had anything remotely nutritious to eat.

2.) You know, something that may help prevent me from bursting into tears at the thought of graduation from a place I’M COMING RIGHT BACK TO.

3.) Seriously, you guys. It’s embarrassing.

4.) Behaved in a responsible manner at Kohl’s.

5.) Whatever. Kohl’s Cash!

6.) Got yelled at by the auditors in my class. Like the kid after me. Poor kid.

7.) Wrote the ensuing 7-10 pages of my intermarriage and conversion paper.

8.) Gotten tired of listening to Glee’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

9.) Developed a sense of shame about sharing this all with you.

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