Scene: Graduate seminar.
Foreign and Very Confusing Professor: But you know if we get through the earlier readings we’ll just move on. So you should be prepared for that.
*18 head swivel to the front of the room*
Entire Class: Wait. What?
Foreign and Very Confusing Professor: Yeah! Just do the reading. You’ll be fine.
Entire Class: *incredulous* You mean like ALL the reading for the semester? All the books? In case we finish with them?
Foreign and Very Confusing Proessor: *as though this were no problem at all* Yeah! Why not!
Because I have 100 students who need to to tell them something about the Renaissance in 48 hours THAT’S WHY.
P.S. Macedonia is hardly a real country. SO THERE.