(You know, just for continuity’s sake.)
So. Spring break was…eventful. If we define “events” as “cardiac” and “curled on the bathroom floor begging for death.”*
In an effort to return to productivity, I have devised a to-do list for the week(s) following spring break.
– Don’t throw up.
So far so good.
(I’m counting yesterday as part of spring break.)
– Wash hair occasionally.
Do you know how tiring it is to wash and dry your hair when you can only stand for three minutes? VERY THAT’S HOW MUCH.
– Disconnect the DVR.
Because that is way too addicting.
– Finish (okay, fine, START) all those books I wrote about reading during spring break.
– BS way through meeting about that major history-changing idea for interpreting Vatican II. Because I…kind of don’t have it yet.
Eh. We’ll work on it. How hard can altering the time-space continuum really be? Right?
– Spend some time in a convent visiting sick nuns.
So. I shall keep you informed of all progress.
(Except that first one. Because I really hate it when people talk about their own sick.)
*And not even in the way that the majority of students did that exact same thing over spring break.