I mean, my perfume smells okay, right?
2.) Take off last night’s eye makeup.
Bare Minerals- making laziness good for your skin since 1995.
3.) Think about taking off punky nail polish and then realize I have a fairly sedate Essie color and anything that costs $8 a bottle (more than I spend on wine) is totally office appropriate.
4.) Find something other than a “Copper Mountain” t-shirt to wear.
5.) Do some primary source research.
6.) Do some secondary source research.
7.) Admit that it’s actually August and I should probably do something, like, now.
8.) Have slight breakdown over thesis and magnitude of research and writing and question life goals and life in general and the existence of God.
9.) Google open management positions at McDonald’s.
I have a BA. It’s in Jewish studies, but it’s still a degree. I could be a shift manager, right?
10.) Figure that 8:15 is not too early to start drinking as long as it’s the good boxed stuff.