We did it. First week of school. FINISHED. ALL FINISHED. And she doesn’t even have to be back until Tuesday which Hallelujah, brother.
Anyway, enjoy the five most ridiculous things I’ve said to my children recently.
1.) “Stop licking your father.”
2.) “We don’t carry your brother around by his neck.”
3.) “He can poop wherever he wants.”
4.) “Put your panties on and answer the door.”
5.) “You go to a Catholic school, you have to wear a shirt with buttons.”
Oh. It’s going to be a long year. *headdesk*